(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
(Source: thesnowlovesthetrees)
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(Source: misha-collins, via graceisnotazombie)
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
(via keepcalmanddrinkwater)




